May 2011
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May 31st
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May 31st
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Anonymous asked: You and your blog are an important reason why I love myself despite all the negative messages against me. Thank you so much!
May 31st
s-nn-mero asked: Thanks so much for everything you do, always.
May 31st
soquitenewathing asked: Please resurrect the Museum of Fat Love! I loved it so ):
May 31st
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lilablackbird asked: I don't have a question (yet). I just want to tell you how much I love this blog! I'm a regular reader of Two Whole Cakes, and I'm really glad you're on my Tumblr dash. I really like the combination of gracious loving advice and belugas. Who wouldn't want kind advice from a beluga?
May 31st
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driftinggentlybacktonormal asked: Hi. I don't actually have a question, just wanted to tell you that Your Beluga Best Friend always makes my day! :) Belugas are so under-appreciated.
May 27th
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nerdmissile-deactivated20110717 asked: The "your whole fucking culture alienates me" picture (though I'm sure you know who said it) comes from the Unskinny Bop website (http://www.unskinnybop.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/) - I don't THINK they would have stolen someone else's design without asking, because they're very cool folks. xx
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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WatchWatch
“I could tell that she was tired and I really didn’t want to pester her. So when I got up to her I handed her my CD booklet and said “Gaga, I know you’re tired but what i have to say to you is kind’ve long winded” and she said “Alright! Well what’s your name”, I go [paraphrasing] “Isaiah. Well, I got came home from Iraq a little over a month ago and I was there when you did the March for...
May 26th
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Do you like to draw?
Do you like to draw…. belugas? I have nearly run out of Creative Commons licensed photos with which to illustrate Your Beluga Best Friend’s little notes to you. If you are artistically inclined in a beluga-friendly direction, I’d like to invite you to draw Your Beluga Best Friend and send the result to me. What do you get out of this? The deep satisfaction of helping to support...
May 25th
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May 25th
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“Ever notice how the women in Cosmopolitan magazine so often look like they’re a...”
– http://www.fatshionista.com/cms/index.php?option=com_mojo&Itemid=69&p=412 (via curvesahead) (via earlyfrost) (via seeyouinenglishsavemeaseat) ^^^^^ (via thefistofartemis) (via youdontlooklikeafeminist) (via sexisbeautiful) (via thestate-iamin) (via sleepydumpling) I’m reblogging...
May 24th
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Aside: Marianne, will you marry me?
laurendarling: “And on a serious note… I love reading the FA blogs out there, I really do. People have amazing insights and it’s wonderful. But. (you knew there was a ‘but’ there) It seems like the most prominent FA voices out there are married women. And they often write about their husbands, and it seems to come from a place of “I got a man and he loves me and I love me too” sometimes, you know...
May 23rd
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May 20th
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Because it came up: Your Beluga Best Friend's Bio
Your Beluga Best Friend lives in Baffin Bay, between Greenland and that northerly bit of Canada with all the caribou and lemmings. Never one to “fit in” with the pod, your BBF prefers to wander in search of new friends and new experiences, and has a particular fondness for narwhals. Among other things, your BBF enjoys eating cephalopods, swimming backwards, singing Irish drinking...
May 20th
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May 20th
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“I have a beach body. It’s this one, the one I take to the beach.”
– -Lesley Kinzel, If I Hear One More Word About Beach Bodies, I’m Gonna Strangle Somebody With a Tankini (via riotsnotdiets) Yep, I’m contributing over at xojane.com. I am also open to suggestions about anything y’all think I should tackle there. Woo, yay, writing things for money, go me.
May 18th
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“Carlos Santana took the microphone and said that he was representing all...”
– Santana is Booed for Using Baseball’s Civil Rights Game to Speak Out for Civil Rights | The Nation (via radicallyhottoff) snaps for Carlos Santana! (via little-mouth) Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
May 17th
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: So I wore my gay pride shirt to school today.  →
creatrixtiara: irislovesmeat: And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the...
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“Those who subvert social norms are, ostensibly, people who have forgotten that...”
– So Michel Foucault and Jeremy Bentham walk into an elementary school cafeteria* via the Two Whole Cakes blog by Lesley Kinzel (via polianarchy) The linked post as a whole is discussing an experiment in elementary schools where childrens’ portions and intake are monitored and then reported to their...
May 12th
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May 11th
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foolonyou asked: You can let the anon asking about a career as a press secretary or speechwriter that her weight likely is not a barrier. I'm a big guy and I do both. Speechwriting, for sure, isn't a problem because you're not in the public eye. Being a spokesperson is a bit different, but if you now how to present yourself professionally, it shouldn't matter. Heck, Karl Rove often acted as W....
May 11th
A reasonable exchange with Splash Damage about...
themightyif: There’s been some controversy around the Blogosphere lately about major video game title Brink and its treatment (or lack thereof) of gender.  You can read a little bit about it here, but I haven’t got a good link roundup handy outside of that. I had what I felt was a pretty reasonable e-mail exchange with Splash Damage on the subject, so I thought I’d share it here. My original...
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May 10th
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“Wow, yeah man. Ladies is hard. You have to make their tits levitate when they...”
– I’m a little bored with excuses for not putting lady-coded characters in video games; Brink is just the latest offender.
May 9th
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